Tagline: Masturbating Kangaroo Ruins Shot

Okay, people. I give up. Either your funny bones have fallen off, or your fingers. Either way, you've got it better than this guy. His career in...whatever that was he was rambling about in the foreplay...um, I mean, foreground....was forever marred by this horny 'roo. Gives ya' a whole new perspective, doesn't it? Just one misplaced pecker... and you're screwed for life.